Granny¹s Shawl

(Sing to the tune of WonderWall by Oasis)

WEBBED FEET THE TURD ON THE BEAK
THAT THE FIRE IN YOUR ARSE IS GOUT
I'M SURE THAT YOU'VE HAD IT BEFORE
BUT YOU NEVER REALLY TOOK IT OUT

I CAN'T RELIEVE JUST ANYBODY FREE THE WAY YOU DO
OF THAT POOH

AND ALL THE TOADS THAT FEED YOU FLARES ARE RETRO
AND ALL THE THOUGHTS THAT BLIND YOUR PATH ARE HETRO

THERE ARE MANY NASTY THINGS I'D LIKE TO DO TO YOU
BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY

AND RABIES (Repeat X 3 avec Megaphone)

ARE YOU GONNA BE THE WHITE THAT ENSLAVES ME
ENSLAVES ME
ENSLAVES ME
AND WHAT A GALL
YOU'RE MY GRANNY'S SHAWL

Repeat to fade......

(c) Roney Gallagher 1998